You know how people talk about finding cash in a coat pocket?
I’m going to use a backpack I haven’t used in a while, and in one of the side pockets I found a THONG.
And I can’t remember if it’s MY THONG.
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
True, but… I do see a lot of nekkid dudes on my dash, and I wonder if somewhere down the line, they were nudes that got leaked, and have been reblogged by enough people that we assume they were posted on purpose…
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
We become masters of the lie by omission.
I was just speaking about this with my friend who is a parent of a teenager, one who had been extremely willful and problematic. She helped teen’s bf get his own apartment (bf’s parents aren’t very good to him) and worried she’d never see her teen. I said it’s good she’s involved, supportive, because I was always so sure my parents would disapprove that I never told them anything. Ever. Hiding like that meant I found myself in some scary, dangerous situations at times, and I couldn’t reach out.
I’m sure my parents did what they thought was best, yet, I still tell them so very little about myself.