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An amazing Zelda Patchwork Quilt, made by the amazing mother of contra31

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An amazing Zelda Patchwork Quilt, made by the amazing mother of contra31

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There was a bunny at Lowes today eating all the flowers

haha u go lil bun
fight the power

live the dream, small friend

a criminal

adorable expensive bun

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I just want to reblog this eVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

To be honest I wasn’t going to reblog this until that last comment slayed me.

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drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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Al Jazeera America film crew after a cop literally drove up to them, dropped tear gas, and drove away.

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Al Jazeera America film crew after a cop literally drove up to them, dropped tear gas, and drove away.

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In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, on the playground where I spent most of my days

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This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because 
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional 
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

So yesterday something that perfectly illustrates this happened. I work at a fast food place and this guy comes in at 7am on a Sunday, still probably drunk from the night before, and when I smiled and said goodmorning he said “Did you just say that because you’re being paid to say that?” 

I repressed my urge to sarcastically answer, and said “Nope, I just enjoy saying hi to everyone!” To which he responded, “Oh, so you weren’t flirting with me then.”

Dude, I’m not flirting with your gross 7am-on-a-Sunday-ass, trust me.

My defense mechanism when I’m uncomfortable at work is to smile, so I did that and said “Is there anything I can get you this morning?” to which he responded,

"There, you just smiled! What does that mean?"

At this point I was fed up, so I said, 

"I smile at everyone sir, its just what I do. What can I get you, coffee, a bagel?"

And he said “I’m gonna be watching to see if you smile at everyone. I don’t like it when girls lie to me” and then ordered a coffee and a muffin like he hadn’t just said something at 11 on the “Is this guy a serial rapist” scale (where 0 is ‘no’ and 10 is ‘Yes, run away as fast as you can right now.”).

Then he sat there for another hour and a half, staring at me from his table. When he got up and left he came back to the counter, and said “You do smile at everyone. That’s fucked up.” and walked out.

I can’t even be innocuously polite and pleasant to people at my job (where customer service is the number one thing we are supposed to be focusing on) for fear of this shit happening. What happens if he had decided to wait until my shift was over? 

New Rule: If she’s at work, SHE’S NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.

Oh my god, that last story though.
"You smile at people indiscriminately at your customer service job!! You’re practically telling me to my face that I’m not special!"
JFC the male entitlement is palpable.

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godlessmen:

If you thought of the Torah, New Testament, and Koran as movies …
Source: reddit

godlessmen:

If you thought of the Torah, New Testament, and Koran as movies …

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Anonymous said: what's a gimble?

ashipwreckcoast:

Gimbal is a sort of support system that lets an object, usually in my case, a compass, stay put while everything else around it (re: a ship on rocky waves) is bumping and turning. So when it’s a compass & a gimbal system, that’s called a ship gyro compass.

Wikipedia had this great gif for explaining it:

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Note how the rings are moving but the object in the middle, again, in my case, usually a compass, stays still. Also good, I suppose if you’re piloting a dirigible (as I suspect most of us will be some day, yes?) or on anything bumpy when you are unsure of the horizon due to weather or the general environment.

Just take my word for it, they’re real swell, super hypnotic to look at, and can come in many sizes.

Reblogging my friend’s explanation because, I don’t know, followers, maybe one of y’all was looking for some information on something you’ve always wondered a bit about? Maybe you weren’t looking but here it is anyways, and now you know.